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I remember the first time I realized mom was trying to teach me human language. We definitely speak a different language, so getting our points across to each other can be challenging to say the least.
She talks constantly. I have no idea what she’s saying, so I listen attentively, hoping to pick up a word or [...]

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Yes, I love my brother.
I feel this intense urge to

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I have some tips on how to get your human whipped to benefit you most. It’s working for me, so I figure I’ll just throw this out there.

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When I was three months old I left the home where I was born

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We’ve all gotta pee sometime, but where?

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Hi.
Or should I say “ruff!”

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