About Me!

It’s not just this page, it’s the blog!

Dog bloggin’!

I’ll be 2 years old in ‘human years’ come this June ‘08. That’s 14 in ‘my years’. Why mom divides her human years by 7 is anybody’s guess. I have a good idea though.

It’s a woman thing.

I’m trying to understand women. I’m hoping to have a dog wife of my own one day. Mom says I’m too young to have a dog wife right now, says I have to grow a brain first. I don’t particularly know how to grow brains, though I’ve yet to mention this minor detail to mom. I’m hoping she is just trying to throw me off track, keep me from guessing what my birthday present might be. I’m hoping she’ll get me this brain so I can have a dog wife.

My Good Points:

Charming

Athletic

I have my own house

I have insurance

I know where the treats are hidden

I have a trained human

Mom says I have my ‘family jewels’. I don’t know what these are, but it sounds nice so I’ll put this on my Good Points list. Mom says knowing what they are comes with growing a brain.

My Points Not On My Good Points List:

Mom says I talk in my sleep. A lot. I don’t know how dog wives feel about that.

I’m a virgin. I don’t know how dog wives feel about that.

I have this innate desire to hump any dog, male or female, that has the audacity to even pretend to have any dominance whatsoever.

Speaking of which, along with The Box aka Computer, I also got this neat USB for Christmas.

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I have two sisters (a pony and a bird) and a brother (a rat).

So that’s a little about me. My name is Quanny. I’m a dog. That’s me in the pic above.
I have a blog, called dogbloggin.wordpress.com.
My mom has Box Friends and I would like to have Box Friends, too. I’m a little boy but growing up sure is fun. I’m going to keep on growing up, right here on my very own blog.