We’ve all gotta pee sometime, but where?
Did you notice that when you were really, really little, this didn’t matter one bit; but when you got older this mattered to everybody everywhere no matter where you were?
When I was really little, my potty somehow just disappeared. I soon realized my doggy mom got rid of it before my human mom ever caught sight of it. My dog mom fed me and my dog mom removed my potty. She never complained about it either.
It’s when my human mom started bringing me food that all the drama started about my potty.
My dog mom figured since humans were feeding me now, they would also be cleaning after me, so she stopped.
And the drama started.
The food that humans brought to me and my little sister and brother was so delicious! We ate like kings and queens. We ate until we couldn’t anymore. We could barely move. Then we pottied everywhere and anywhere we happened to be at any given moment, just like always.
“NO!”
That’s the first time I had heard that word. I began wondering if it was my new name. I heard it everytime I went potty. But my brother and sister were called “NO” too, so that couldn’t be the case. I would go to sleep, giving it some thought. What was this “NO!” noise bursting out of the mouths of every human whenever we went potty.
If I never heard it again, I wouldn’t miss it.
